Twitter Updates for 2008-08-25
August 25, 2008 by Marcus
Filed under Twitter Updates
- I thought my neck would stop hurting by now. this just sucks. #
- heading to the DMV.. which is always fun. Need to get my library card, which needs 2 IDS and I got only 1. #
- @nicholaswyoung Yes, these are all injuries I received playing college football. I’ve had more breaks that a Walmart checkout girl #
- did a DMV fly-by.. There was a line 500 feet long because of the “strike” by state workers over budget crisis. How ridiculous. #
- Waiting for Justin, my Monday sales report / crack dealer to give me this week’s goods. #
- @davewiner that was a great vid clip. Thanks for sharing #
- @creepysleepy Rock N Fkn Roll! Amen to that dude. Kick some ass man. #
- @chrisbrogan Does the owner count as senior team? #
- Anyone out there from Monster Energy Drink? If so, you guys need to sponsor me. I’m your biggest consumer, fan, and evangelist. Do it! #
- I hate when my special pharmacist doesn’t call me back. Despite what he says, Guitar Hero does not take precedence over my medicinal needs. #
- @cage9 I’m at the next one dude.. It’s been WAAAY too long since Ive seen you guys in person. #
- Cindy McCain is going to Georgia to dropp off medical supplies. Better check that inventory of pills before she swipes them in-route! #
- “Darth Vader has accepted your LinkedIn invitation”… Nice! He even has recommendations from previously conquered planets #
- If you need random people to vote on your SXSW panels in order to have the panel, reconsider. Self induced voting is not real popularity #
- @Scobleizer The only way we’d track you is if a missile was close behind. No one fucking CARES! Stop being a self-important douchebag #
- @darrylohrt Ok, excellent. One vote for sensibility! #
- @newmediacreativ We got ya on radar dude.. #
- @Scobleizer OK point taken, but you do often twitter just to get sympathy or sometimes just to try and impress the sheep that follow you #
- @Scobleizer but it’s not your fault that sheep want to follow you around. I’m downgrading you from douche bag to barf bag which is a step up #
- @Aubs YES! We’re setting the record for saying douche on twitter this hour! #
- @bloatedlesbian oh no you didunt.. I gotta hear that. Also when is blobert scoballs coming on your show again? #
- its time to weed out who I follow. “makin stuff” should not be a tweet. “Makin love”, now that’s a person to follow.. #
